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Pair of hot legs

Posted by pratyush on October 24, 2008

 

Shut up Pratyush! you don’t need to lose more weight. You are just perfect”.

 

I was jogging when this lady called me and ask me if I would like to come out for coffee and a small drive. She has this habit of “hijacking” me for long/short drives in Mumbai.

 

I told her I was jogging and will take another hour and this is what the answer was. And trust me guys, most of the times you cannot argue with women – there is no point.

 

She told me she will come and pick me up from the park where I go for jogging – I was not given an option anyways. And since the lady doesn’t stay very far from the place, she reached there before I could complete my stretching. Her Car was standing right outside the park. And its only when I took the passenger seat that I realized that the lady was wearing a black casual mini skirt. Though it took me some time to take my eyes off her legs, but when I did, I realized that both of us were dressed differently.

 

I was in my jogging gear – shoes, shorts and t-shirt. And she was wearing a very hot, casual mini skirt with a lovely top. Though I’m generally very confident about myself, but I could see it was a total mismatch. So I asked her if she wanted me to go home and change into something better. She just looked at my shorts, smiled and said – ‘let others look at your sexy legs sweety’. And as mentioned above, you cannot argue with ladies.

 

And (to add to my agony) she decided to go to the popular Inorbit Mall instead of going to an isolated coffee shop. So, both of us stepped inside one of the busiest malls in Mumbai in our respective (but very different) attire. And first time in three years, I noticed that it was indeed a very popular Mall. There were so many people even on a weekday.

 

And for some strange reason, I felt that every eye was on both of us when we entered the Mall. And for some very weird reason, I felt that all of them were smiling. I mean how many times do you get to see a very well dressed beautiful lady walking inside a Mall with a man wearing jogging shoes with sports shorts and t-shirt? We were indeed looking like a very odd couple.

 

I wanted to rush to Barista when she decided to check Charles & Keith for shoes. As we were getting inside the showroom, I followed the salesman’s eyes. I saw him looking at the lady with admiration. And then, he noticed me behind her and there is no way on earth I could have missed the funny expression in his eyes.

 

And I noticed the same expressions in almost everyone’s eyes who saw us there. leave the men, I even noticed women looking at her legs, then my legs and then back to her legs with smiles on their faces (god only knows what was so funny). Though there was a difference in the way they were checking us out – men & women. While my lady garnered admiring looks from both sexes, I noticed women giving me funny looks before checking out the lady with admiration (and at times envy). And I don’t think I need to mention that men ignored me completely (and I don’t blame them also – amid all the embarrassment, even I couldn’t take my eyes off her hot legs at times).

 

And I’ve absolutely no doubts in my mind that the lady was enjoying every bit of it. And to add salt to my wound, she threw the car keys to me when we were done and said – ‘You drive – and concentrate on the road”. Though her naughty smile was too hot to ignore, I just pretended as nothing has happened and took the driver’s seat. And thanks to Mumbai traffic, I had no choice but to concentrate on the road and not on her hot legs.

 

And when we said goodnight to each other, the smile on her face told me that she enjoyed every bit of it. As for me, I can just hope that none of my friend’s noticed me last night. Though something inside me tells me that the whole world noticed those two pairs of legs – a very hot pair of legs, and mine.

 

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When do you know its over?

Posted by pratyush on August 28, 2008

 

  1. When you don’t find her number in last dialled list

  2. When you get irritated if you don’t find a place for your shoes on the shoe rack

  3. When you start thinking her friend is this fat bitch who doesn’t like you

  4. When you start preferring Sports Bar over Poison (disc)

  5. When you suddenly discover the difference between a “classy” dress and an “expensive” dress

  6. When she starts looking fat in that short black dress

  7. When you suddenly don’t find her “love handles” hot

  8. When you start finding her “drop the towel” act silly

  9. When you start thinking her “Me on top” approach is too aggressive

  10. When you suddenly discover that things that were “out of this world” till recently, give a “dirty” feeling now

  11. When you find her “jump on you” act too heavy to handle

  12. When all you want to do is hug her and sleep

  13. When you start thinking that she should get up first and make tea for you

  14. When you had a tough time remembering her birthday

  15. And last but not the least, when you don’t feel like having coffee with her

Then my friend, you know its over between you and your girlfriend..or should I say ex girlfriend.

 

 

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