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When you don’t find her number in last dialled list
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When you get irritated if you don’t find a place for your shoes on the shoe rack
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When you start thinking her friend is this fat bitch who doesn’t like you
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When you start preferring Sports Bar over Poison (disc)
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When you suddenly discover the difference between a “classy” dress and an “expensive” dress
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When she starts looking fat in that short black dress
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When you suddenly don’t find her “love handles” hot
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When you start finding her “drop the towel” act silly
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When you start thinking her “Me on top” approach is too aggressive
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When you suddenly discover that things that were “out of this world” till recently, give a “dirty” feeling now
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When you find her “jump on you” act too heavy to handle
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When all you want to do is hug her and sleep
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When you start thinking that she should get up first and make tea for you
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When you had a tough time remembering her birthday
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And last but not the least, when you don’t feel like having coffee with her
Then my friend, you know its over between you and your girlfriend..or should I say ex girlfriend.