When do you know its over?

 

1. When you don’t find her number in last dialled list

2. When you get irritated if you don’t find a place for your shoes on the shoe rack

3. When you start thinking her friend is this fat bitch who doesn’t like you

4. When you start preferring Sports Bar over Poison (disc)

5. When you suddenly discover the difference between a “classy” dress and an “expensive” dress

6. When she starts looking fat in that short black dress

7. When you suddenly don’t find her “love handles” hot

8. When you start finding her “drop the towel” act silly

9. When you start thinking her “Me on top” approach is too aggressive

10. When you suddenly discover that things that were “out of this world” till recently, give a “dirty” feeling now

11. When you find her “jump on you” act too heavy to handle

12. When all you want to do is hug her and sleep

13. When you start thinking that she should get up first and make tea for you

14. When you had a tough time remembering her birthday

15. And last but not the least, when you don’t feel like having coffee with her

Then my friend, you know its over between you and your girlfriend..or should I say ex girlfriend.